So, it turns out I wroted this page and I also wroted this entire website. It took me years and years to finally come out of the not-telling-you-I-made-everything-on-this-website closet, but i am finally going to do it!

I writed this entire internets.

You know it's true. Tankmen, Pico, Salad Fingers, it was all me. I thought up the Japanese SchoolGirl Meme, I was the one who thought that a Sexy Interactive Webcomic was a good idea. It was me that decided we should Redesign the Site Layout. I also came up with the idea that Waid is ghey, and the idea that Arnold should run for president. Tubgirl was also one of my ideas, although not a very good one (I thought it would be artistic!).

I think it is time you realize that, until you all give me tons of monies, I will never be able to give you any more fantastic ideas, in the form of performing the Imperius curse on people and making them employ my ideas in a non-giving-away-my-identity sort of way.

Anyways, I beg of you, not that I need to, to give me monies in the form of mailing it to me at:

GoatFactory
3271 10th Ave. SE
Salmon Arm, British Columbia
V1E1W8
Canada

I will be very appreciative.

: Lol, my real address, Lol

I also demand that you send me puppies, C.O.D., in order for me to complete my evil diabolical scheme of impregnating them myself, and then aborting their fetuses in order to creat a furry clone super-army that could take over the galaxy in a non-conformist kind of likeness.